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    Saturday, November 21, 2009

    When I'm sick of tapao-ing on weekends, I cook

    Chicken herb soup


    Stir-fry broccoli & oyster mushroom with hoisin sauce


    Petai with jumbo shrimp

    Thursday, November 19, 2009

    28th

    Monday, November 16, 2009

    These explain why my body is growing horizontally





    Chicken lasagna, look at that layer of cheese...


    Laksa @ "Big Tree Leg"


    My fave deep fried tofu, hou jeng ahh!!


    Some grilled chicken tapao-ed from A Lai I

    Friday, November 13, 2009

    My top favorite when I was a kid


    I bet you know what it is unless you’re much younger than me or the other way round. First you have to put it in the freezer until it gets frozen before you break it into half and enjoy sucking it. I used to pester my mum to buy it for me every time I followed her to that old-fashioned grocery shop in the neighborhood. It has been more than 20 years since I last had this thing and I can’t help but to grab some when I saw it at Tesco today. It did bring back some sweet childhood memories to me by just looking at it, but then, I no longer enjoy sucking it, like how I used to like it back then.

    Wednesday, November 11, 2009

    Wet Dream

    Shit lahh! I dreamt that I had sex with my boss.
    OMG WHAT??!!
    You heard me =.= Some more it was a long passionate one.
    Wahahahahahaa!! You’re so horny mehh??
    I can't control my dream what =.=” My temperature was rising and I felt damn embarrassed when I saw my boss just now. I didn’t dare to look at him when he talked to me and my heart almost stopped beating!
    LOL! Chill lahh…I don’t think he knows that he had sex with you in your dream, hehe. Btw, was he good???
    SEI LAHH YOU!!!



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! By the way, that was Renee's dream and she was talking to me about it :) Anyone had such dream before? As for myself, never. But then, there were a few times I dreamt that I was getting married but I can't see the groom's face. How sad :(

    Sunday, November 8, 2009

    B.U.S.Y.

    Friday, November 6, 2009

    Things I Learned About Men

    Men Prefer Secondhand Goods
    It rained heavily when mum and I were about to leave after collecting the rental. Our tenant was nice enough and she asked us to stay for a while as it’s dangerous to drive under such heavy rain. She and mum started to chat while I just listened without participating in their conversation. When mum asked how many children she has, she started to reveal more about herself. She’s a divorcee with 3 children and she has even becomes a grandmother while she’s still in her early 40s. I almost dropped my jaw and I can imagine how young she got married and gave birth then. After her divorce, she came to Ipoh where she met her current husband and rent our house as their new love nest. To my surprise, her current husband is 6 years younger than her and has never been married. He’s quite good looking and I suppose he has a well-paid job judging from that 5 Series he’s driving. Moreover, he’s paying quite a good rental for our house. He’s definitely one of those diamond bachelors that most ladies are dying to grab as their husbands, including myself. But why ohh why he chose to wed a much older divorced grandmother?

    Men Prefer Buy One Free One
    My cousin came over and handed us her wedding invitation the other night, but as far as I could remember, I attended her wedding dinner like 4 years ago. I even attended her daughter’s full moon dinner not long after her wedding. After she left, I was told that her husband dumped her and her daughter for a China whore. Her husband-to-be is another diamond bachelor who owns a shop selling those expensive Chinese herbs and medicine. He has never been married too! I felt one kind when I heard my little niece called him daddy.


    Those divorced aunties are definitely the lucky ones while the single ones want to get married for once also susah.

    Tuesday, November 3, 2009

    Luckiest Day!

    My car tyre got punctured twice today - early in the morning before I left for work and late in the evening when I was about to leave my office. FMLFMLFML!!! Since I’m damn lucky today, I think I’ll kena toto next *rolleyes*


    My godfather-in-law helping me to change the front tyre.


    My nice colleagues helping me to change the back tyre


    Thank God I have these good men around me or else I think I’m gonna sit there and cry by myself, lol.

    Sunday, November 1, 2009

    Weekend's Project : Seafood Tomyam


    Looking at the huge ass prawn, I started to miss my seafood tomyam liao *slurpsss*

    On a random note, I'm so sad because I can't online much in the office already as that old CCB is keeping an eye at my monitor. Later she backstabs me again then no good lahh. How I wish she get screwed in the ass by an elephant. Life at work is going to be really dull from now on and I might end up dying of depression soon. I can't live without the internet :( I don’t know why on earth I love to surf the net when I’m in the office although I have unlimited internet access back at home. No worries everyone, I’ll still read your blog as soon as I reach home.

    Thursday, October 29, 2009

    This Doesn't Sound Right

    But I really have the best-est ex-boyfriend on earth!! He remembers my birthday and he’s always the earliest to give me present every year without fail, even though we’ve broken up for ages.



    My present always comes together with beautiful Hallmark card.


    Although I’m not allowed to open the present until my actual big day, I know it is a purse. See, I’m so smart *rolleyes*

    Thanks Desmond :) I hope your current girlfriend won’t get jealous after reading this post, hah…